"Hey can I borrow your IPHONE to see what emoji she used about me in her tweet" is literally one of the most first world problems I have ever heard in my life

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clestroying:

When ya fingerin your pregnant girl and her baby grab ur fingers

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godlymary:

I wish time would just pass by sooner. I want to start something new

wtf everybody & their moms are going to the gym now & I’m very proud of y’all so I would like to ask where you found that motivation & if I can get some bc I just sit at home all day eating bbq chips

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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shortflamingo:

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

I never knew it could be said so accurately 

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Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

Lemony Snicket (via kushandwizdom)

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via teamrocketing)

while listening to Fix You by Coldplay, I just shed 2 tears………………for no reason & I felt really sad but the next song was the crookers remix of day b nite which I love so I stopped crying & got happy instead wtf body you need to calm down

#period  #go  #away  

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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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