grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
lostintrafficlights: Every time I hear people say “but I think Indians aren’t Asian I think they’re middle eastern” what I hear is “they don’t fit into the stereotype of Asian I have created in my mind about what Asians are so I am going to ignore geography also I have no idea what continent the middle east falls into”
the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
vvyoming: i’m only as strong as my internet signal
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all...– Carolyn Crane (via ambling)
i gain weight in my tummy & thighs but i lose weight from my boobs that is un-freaking-fair
wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
uggatrip: when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
doomf: why do I even have unlimited texting
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
Don't ever feel the need to lie me to protect my...
Yes, for some things, ignorance is bliss. But if you’re a close friend, just tell me whatever it is. I’m a big girl, I wear big girl pants, & I can deal with big girl problems without having anyone sugar coat it.
all that talk about him not being clutch? all that can go out the window now
fakeyouout: “money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis
lacigreen: spookysis: WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE