March 2012
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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school blows.
finding precipitates? don’t wanna do it.
analyzing humans & their secrets? don’t wanna do it.
sitting in the sunny tennis courts for an hour? don’t wanna do it.
using integrals & derivatives? don’t wanna do it.
writing 10 paragraphs in Spanish about my life & bs all the events because nothing exciting really happens to me? don’t wanna do it.
LEARNING...
February 2012
the first performance
on the Voice was soooo soo sosososo soooo good tonight.
like I couldn’t even tell it was Alicia Keys & it was fabulous.
& the second performance was just so cute.
it breaks my heart when none of the judges turn around ):
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okay!
time to go study for a test that I’m going to fail anyway!
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why do some guys even still try to deny that they like someone.
I mean I can name at least like 6 different guys from the top of my head who like someone, but they just play it off as if they don’t.
don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,
I C U BRO I C U.
why hide it when y’all make a cute couple.
dempseys:
Can I please lick Adam Levine
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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All Star Weekend is over.
I must return to normalcy & do all the homework I’ve neglected.
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really?
this freaking book. A Tale of Two Cities.
everyone is secretly someone else.
& this someone else was talked about like, thirteen chapters back.
& it only like, half makes sense
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
what I think goes through people's heads when they...
I’ve always wanted to be public enemy number one
where should I be after class so you guys can beat me up
I’m gonna get used to eating lunch by myself now
my nose is so far up the teacher’s ass
I wonder if the teacher will go to prom with me since I obviously will not have any other date
what have I really accomplished in life but crush other children’s happiness
chemistry homework is bs.
does she really expect us to understand this.
no one has any idea what the hell this “college” textbook is saying. I bet you the writers didn’t even know what they were saying. heck, the author or publisher’s name is “Zumdahl”. (I say we should’ve never gotten these books, but now that we got em, let’s just burn em)
I can BARELY understand the...
the cutest neighbors ever. :')
so my neighbors are like. 20-something college students who live together right. & they own this dog & his name is Shadow or Sheldon or something.
but I just heard them singing outside.
& the guy was like, nevarmind I’ll find, someone like yooooooooooou
& the girl was like rumor has it he’s the one I’m leaving you for.
& they’re like, omg we sing...
I swear, my mom has like a 458-step method for...
me? I have 5.
turn on the washer
put in clothes and soap
take out the clothes
put it in the dryer
bam.
her.
turn on the small load cold water
put in soap and wait for it to bubble
change to medium load hot water
put clothes in mesh bags
put mesh bags in machine
do a second rinse cycle
put the laundry basket somewhere near me so I won’t forget
open the window to the laundry area...
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
i really want freaking sweet potato fries right...
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
